I’m reading a book called Saint Julian by somebodysomebody Jr. It’s not technically Scotiah but sometmes I read it alloud to myself and I can’t help but do it in a Scot/Wales/Scandinavian accent. The way I stutter my D’s is really ridiculious.
“Taking off hats, putting on hats, wastes minutes; minutes add up to hours; I get a week's extra work in the year by keeping this hat on.” -- Walter R. Brooks,