Oh yes, those Medal winners are often soupy! (Tho’ I have read a few ones that lived up to their success.)
I just finished reading Paddington Takes the Air (whatever that means). It was so cute, he was gittin’ fitted fer a fancy suit and the fitter was flustered because…well, he is a bear, after all…and he said “The gentleman’s legs are a bit…ahem…and I really don’t think we can fit him out in time…”
“My legs are a bit “ahem”?” exclaimed Paddington hotly.