*sings to the tune of Happy Birthday* Happy birthday to you… We’re getting off-topic… But you are the admin… Uh, what rhymes with topic? I don’t know, so this is the end of the song.
“'I don't understand,' said Tipper.
'Can't blame you for that,' said Wizard Fenworth. 'We've been studying it for fifteen years, and our most recent conclusion is that we don't understand either.'” -- Donita K. Paul,