I…haven’t memorized my library card number. I don’t actually even have a library card. Yes! A inhouse library is esential, large windows, lots of pillows and fluffy chairs, I’m thinking My Fair Lady library not Beauty and the Beast library.

*nods* I’m naming my children that way too. Or atleast strange names. Just need to marry the right guy. Some possibles: Taylaminkadot, Istra, Jonathan, etc.

Quotes in conversations…oi.

–You sleep with them.

–You mumble passages in your sleep.

–When you wake up you can relate the dream you had to some book.

–You always take a book with you when you go out, regardless of were your going and whether or not you’ll have time to read it.

–You have no life and no hobby except reading.

–Conversations seem to end up on the topic of books.

–The librarian knows your name and favorite genre.

–They say you’re the best thing that happened to them.

–The library sales have record breaking sales every year…because of you.

–When you get a little money you spend it on books. Your health, wealth, and well fair aren’t very important.

–When you have a book detector instead of a metal detector.

–You can laugh in the face of the book addicts you read about.

–When you read.

–You read the “Book Recommendations” in the back of books and find that you’ve areasy read half the books listed.

–When You can’t navigate your room any more.

–When you know who Harriet Beecher Stowe, Tom Sawyer, Hans Christian Anderson, and H. G. Wells are and which books they wrote.

–When you ace tests asking who’s more real, Sherlock Holmes or Winston Churchill. (Real test, most English kids think Winston Churchill was made up for a book.)

&c.

That would have been s SWEET name for a dog!! Awww thats too bad. What is the beaded dragon contest and how can you enter??

Same here, I really don’t read that much, except for on vacations, and my library is going to have a secret passage, to a room with astro-turf carpeting and a hammock! With lots of smelly plants. and windows.

jordan said:

Um… Tom Sawyer never wrote anything…

*nods* There’s a reason you should never pull those kinds of books on people who read and have some literary knowledge…

(JK. I do confess that I meant to write “Mark Twain” not “Tom Sawyer.”)

–You win library reading programs with very little difficulty.

My library didn’t offer books as prizes. *pouts*

Not offering books as prizes is highly offensive. We must write to the board of library reading programs and protest! Someone make a sign! Rally a bunch of book-lovers!

Usually the first thing I put as an Interests thing if I’m signing up for something is Reading! That’s always first. And I almost always have books hiding somewhere on my bed. Often, in the middle of the night, I’ll hear a CRASH that tells me books have fallen off!

Seceret passages, huh? I must plan a secret passage from my dungeons to the huge library in my future castle. I am going to have a castle, you know.

You know you love reading when:

You take books and a flashlight to the movies (just in case it gets boring )

you are old and can’t see, but can quote any book!

–When you know who Jeeves is.