Goodness! I’d pay (have paid) that much to see the Newsboys but I’m not about to pay that much to see/hear a bunch of ametures! Thank goodness licenses and passes don’t cost that much…
“'Such nonsense!' declared Dr. Greysteel. 'Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!'
'Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner,' said Strange. 'That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.'” -- Susanna Clarke,