Let’s see, what’s the best way to throw ice cream? Ooh, I know! *gets a trebuchet that scoops up ice cream and then flings it across the internet at Wyatt’s head*
“Before they could see any more the next little cape hid the houseboat from them. This was perhaps lucky, because even Captain John wanted to see the parrot, and good steering is impossible when you are looking two ways at once.” -- Arthur Ransome,