Let’s see, what’s the best way to throw ice cream? Ooh, I know! *gets a trebuchet that scoops up ice cream and then flings it across the internet at Wyatt’s head*
“'Such nonsense!' declared Dr. Greysteel. 'Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!'
'Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner,' said Strange. 'That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.'” -- Susanna Clarke,