Let’s see, what’s the best way to throw ice cream? Ooh, I know! *gets a trebuchet that scoops up ice cream and then flings it across the internet at Wyatt’s head*
“Poor Bilbo couldn't bear it any longer. At may never return he began to feel a shriek coming up inside, and very soon it burst out like the whistle of an engine coming out of a tunnel.” -- J. R. R. Tolkien,