Happy Birthday! I shan’t sing, as that would probably burst your eardrums. And I shan’t throw cakes. It’s a waste of good frosting, you know? I hope you have an enjoyable day and a joyful year.
“'What did I tell you, Mr. Pippin?' said Sam, sheathing his sword. 'Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no mistake! Nearly singed the hair off my head!'” -- J. R. R. Tolkien,