Happy Birthday! I shan’t sing, as that would probably burst your eardrums. And I shan’t throw cakes. It’s a waste of good frosting, you know? I hope you have an enjoyable day and a joyful year.
“'One should never,' said Fenworth, sternly, 'transport any monster in the confines of an egg shell. Being cramped like that makes it cranky.'” -- Donita K. Paul,